buttlesquashed
b-tt-ul-skwaw-shd
(verb)
1.the s-xual act of coring a squash, inserting said squash in the -n-s allowing your s-xual partner a cool, slippery, tiny hole to play with.
2.the squishing/bending/smashing of ones p-n-s during vigorous -n-l with your girl/boy on top.
3.the act of falling backwards into someone -ss first to determine the size of ones p-n-s.
1.my girlfriend wasn’t satisfied until i b-ttlesquashed that -ss!
2.i’m walking funny cause my girl b-ttlesquashed my junk.
3.i didn’t think she liked me until i got b-ttlesquashed.
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