Button Buddy
a texting relationship. with s-xual consequences. any relationship that evolves around typing or texting.
girl: hey you
guy: when can i see you
girl: do you like kfc?
guy: your place or mine?
girl: you are my “b-tton buddy”, we can’t meet up for real.
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