button fumble
when a fantasy football player can’t bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the b-ttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of mork and mindy.
joey z is so jacked about the jets, he did a b-tton fumble in the 3rd quarter!
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