buttonhole


a v-g-n-
her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. you can almost see her b-ttonhole.
to accost or detain a person in order to force them to engage you in conversation.
man, i dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before i could get out she totally b-ttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. it was messy.
the thing annie lennox whistles through as she bounces home crying
i don’t find my self bouncing home whistling b-ttonhole tunes to make me cry

see fart

may sometimes be confused for a whistling bunghole

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