Buttscratcher

little devices used to scratch your b-tt, sold by peter griffin at sporting events.
peter: b-ttscratcher?
lois: no, peter.
peter: mmmmmb-ttscratcher?!?
lois: no.
peter: b-ttscratcher?!?
lois: no peter!
peter: (dissapointed tone) b-ttscratcher.
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a phrase originating from the “no chris left behind” episode of family guy where peter gets a job selling b-tt scratchers at the ball park.

often shouted at music festivals:
headbanger 1: “b-tt scratcher?!!!!”
headbanger 2: “b-tt scratcher!!!”
a long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their b-tts. similar to the backscratcher. peter griffin from family guy sold b-ttscratchers at sporting events to pay for chris’s tuition in “no chris left behind”.
peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd “b-ttscratcher?” usually someone answers back saying “b-ttscratcher!”

very funny to say in real life. never gets old. ever.
peter: b-ttscratcher? b-ttscratcher? get your b-ttscratchers here! b-ttscratcher?

man: b-ttscratcher!

peter: b-ttscratcher!

man (hands peter money) b-ttscratcher.

peter: (hands man b-ttscratcher) mmmb-ttscratcher.

man 2: b-ttscratcher?

peter: b-ttscrather!
the term originally coined by family guy’s peter griffin now has a cult following at uk music festivals such as glastonbury, lat-tude, leeds and reading. a festival-goer will shout “b-ttscratcher!!!” at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of “b-ttscratcher” from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. the practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.
man: “b-ttscratcher???!”
3 others: “b-ttscratcher!!!!!”
– a long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

– used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the -n-s and surrounding areas.

– also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the -n-s and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.
at the stadium.
rob: b-ttscratcha!
lee: b-ttscratcha!
rob: b-ttscratcha!
lee: i’ll use this b-ttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!
a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you’re cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one’s b-ttocks
i was so happy when i experienced the sensation of a true b-ttscratcher for the first time!
-was yelled a lot at otakon 2009, got very annoying by the end of the convention, b-ttscratcher must die.
-“b-ttscratcher!!!!”
–“b-ttscratcher!!!!”