Buttsumption
the eating, drinking, or ingesting of something by way of the -n-s.
sometimes the insertion (but not consumption) of objects into the -n-s may also be referred to as b-ttsumption.
a term that usually accompanies -n-l s-x with a very loose -n-s. the extra flaps of moist skin form a seal around the p-n-s, acting as a plunger and sucking it inwards and onwards, deeper into the abyss.
the b-tt seems as though it is swallowing the p-n-s whole.
mark: “hey dude, you ever had a beer enema? gets you drunk like mad crazy!”
paul: “think i’ll p-ss on that one.”
hannah: “stuffing my b-m with acorns.”
jack: “i don’t think those are meant for human b-ttsumption.”
tom: “hey bro, heard you got -n-l from alice last night?!”
jerry: “yeah. too bad her -n-s was loose as a clown’s pocket. her b-tt almost swallowed me whole!”
tom: “d-mn, dude. sounds like a case of penile b-ttsumption!”
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