Butturd


a t-rd that is cleverly concealed under the b-tter in the fridge through having melted the b-tter onto the t-rd. a b-tt-rd is usually concocted as a revenge scheme.

term coined by: brict
1. “he microwaved the b-tter. then poured the melted b-tter into a bowl. then shat in the b-tter carton. then poured in the melted b-tter, and let the b-tt-rd set in the fridge. then left.” – zalifer

2. “i can’t believe it’s not b-tter” — holy sh-t! it’s a b-tt-rd!
the small amount of solid fecal matter that falls from the -n-s after p-ssing a large bowel movement usually resulting in a plop.
after having been unsatisfied with my bowel movement i felt a b-tt-rd coming and quickly sat back down on the toilet for the relief i had come for. plop.

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