buttwad
1) a fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping.
2) an individual who is a complete moron. having the intellect of said fragment of tissue (after being soiled, of course)
1) i walked around all day before noticing the b-ttwad that had been stuck to my posterior.
2) george w bush is a complete freakin’ b-ttwad.
1 more definition
a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid -ss either way
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