Buxton


a town in the north west of england, famous for its fantastic award winning water, which is available at all good retail outlets or the local river.

buxton also has a severely high rate of villi-chavsand teenage pregnancies; which is thought to be a direct result of the villi-chavsand their lack of knowledge with contraceptives but highly creative methods (see: diydom)

the villi-chavs of buxton recently hijacked a bus en route to local city manchester, after finding themselves with incorrect change for the journey.

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