buy a fucking vowel


phrase borrowed (more or less) from tv’s “wheel of fortune”, indicating disrespect for someone’s mental abilities. since generally the contestants on wheel aren’t exactly einstein, telling someone to buy a f-cking vowel is about equivalent to “get a clue, moron!”
you think the war on drugs is working? buy a f-cking vowel!

president bush wants to help the middle cl-ss, eh? maybe he should buy a f-cking vowel with his family fortune.
when you’re reading someone’s endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. it’s riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
you just want to say ‘buy a f-cking vowel man!!’
a- i wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
whr do u lve?

me-buy a f-cking vowel man! sh-t!!!
an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former yugoslavia or in any serbo-croatic tounge
my name is joe
i’m grgur.
what?
grgur?
how do you spell that?
g-r-g-u-r
buy a f-cking vowel!!!!

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