Buying a Toyota


to kill a person or a group of people. in reference to the 2010 malfunctions with toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). the logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a toyota and it would take care of the problem.

buying a toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. this saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.
1.thug 1: man they say that amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
thug 2: yeah i heard. don’t worry i’m gonna buy the b-tch a toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. carol: girl, i’m so tired of my husband; he’s so boring.

anne: why don’t you leave him?

carol: because we live off of his inheritance.

anne: well you could always buy him a toyota.

carol: now there’s an idea!

3. terrence: mark, what are you going to do about jeffery threatening your life.

mark: i’m in the process of buying a toyota for that dude right now.

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