Buzz Lightyear
at the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to c-m, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. when she gets p-ssed and turns around, c-m in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream “to infinite and beyond!!”
the girl will be m-ssively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the c-m out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.
you have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.
“…so i took it out of her b-tt and gave her a buzz lightyear! g-d, that b-tch wouldn’t stop screaming. it was great.”
i take no credit for this. this series of events was thought of by my good friend devon. he’s an awesome mother f-cker. hah
3 more definitions
when you get really high, and smoke a cigarette, giving a euphoric buzz.
“man, i am buzz lightyear right now, give me another cig”
an unmarked police car.
“nick was pulled over by a buzzlightyear. he never saw it coming.”
in verb form: the process of being pulled over and/or being caught offguard by an unmarked police car
sefl-evident, but “it sucks when you are driving and suddenly get buzzlightyeared.”
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