buzzarding


a technique of perpetuating a heteros-xuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite s-x whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite s-x to convince friends and coworkers that one is not g-y.
michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy -sses.

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