buzzed shorts


a level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.
“i hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight… i wanna make bad decisions with her.”

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