BVs
big v-g-n- syndrome
brittney: you know, you have a babyp-n-s
jon: well i hate to tell you…
brittney: tell me what?
jon: you have bvs
bad vibes
guy 1 – “dude, i’m gettin’ bvs from this place!”
guy 2 – “wtf are bvs?!”
guy 1 – “bad vibes!”
three s-xually frustrated lesbians who give each other hiccis and naked body oil m-ssages in their spare time. their group consists of a hair ball, d-ck sucking lips, and a wanna be blonde monkey. their love lifes are a joke and they take pride in who can be the sl-ttiest out of all of them. they think they’re the sh-t, but in reality, they are disgusting and immature.
i swear i’ve changed!
can you spell blue???
blue, peatree, and cherry.
bvs also referred to as backflip v-g-n- slap.see backflip v-g-n- slap invented by the great blizzlepimp21 and the also great but not as great as b man
id like to bvs that sk-nky -ss v-g-n-.
yes we are s-xually frustrated, but you seem to be the one not getting any -ss right now…awww pooor baby 🙁
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