BWeavs


someone trying to make his own in life, only to repeatedly be rejected. a bweavs tries to publish autobiographies, get amazing job positions, and even start his own business.

time after time he is rejected due to the fact that he is indeed, a towel. made of 100% turkish cotton, he easily collects stains which can be washed out with a good bleach cycle.

bweavs are known for showing up to places late, wearing aviator sungl-sses in an attempt to look bad-ss, and being in complete and utter pathetic denial, that they are towels. we all have a bweavs in our life.
you: “bweavs, hop on this match of call of duty with us.”

bweavs: “oh i can’t do that, i’m only a towel. maybe i should just get high.”

you: “dude how did you even drive here then, you don’t have hands!”

bweavs: “i don’t know, let me get high first and maybe i’ll remember.”

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