Bwian


brian of natareth (also known as “bwian”, a name given to him by pontius pilate): infamous neighbour of jesus of nazareth. brian lead a controversial life around 0 ad. despite denying his influence on the common people, he was recognized as a great moral and spiritual leader. his qualifications include: having (unprotected) s-x before marriage, being a member of a terrorist organization and having been to outer sp-ce. recent rumors also claim that he also possessed weapons of m-ss destruction. eventually brian was accused of trying to create a better world, and even though not guilty, he was sentenced to crucification. his life was portrayed in a 1979 doc-mentary called “life of brian”.
“i am glad brian didnt heal me as well!”

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