By the magic of caffeine
when a person achieves something (usually something relatively meaningless) because he/she injested caffeine.
my hooters waitress is awake solely by the magic of caffeine.
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a band whose members profess the chrisitian faith and write and perform songs that speak of messages referring to g-d, the bible, and/or spiritual life. gungor, a christian band, has these lyrics- “these bones cry out for you…jesus, you’re the one who saves us” (related to a bible verse and refering to g-d)
- Circle valley
a circle jerk with ten or more people andrew: last night was awesome ben: yeah i can’t believe there was ten of us jerking it joe: it was a great circle valley
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- club move
a maneuver so amateur in nature that it could only be committed in a college club sport setting. originally used to describe actions pertaining to athletics, “club move” has colloquially come to mean a more general “scrub move” or “novice/rookie mistake.” the c-xswain slept through five alarms and missed our race… what a club move.
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