Bypass Valve
a little-known and poorly doc-mented organ located directly between the stomach and r-ct-m that allows partially digested food to byp-ss the rest of the digestive system. when activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the gi tract.
the byp-ss valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. the result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.
oh man, that taco bell isn’t sitting too well – i think it’s going to activate my byp-ss valve!
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