the third biggest tw*t in all of england, just behind gordon brown and gordon ramsay. his hobbies include drowning puppies, urinating on homeless people and romantic walks on the beach. keep him away from your mum.
i”m so glad that i’m not byron knighting’
to ejackulate into someone’s beer without them seeing, and then watching them drink it i totally w*nktoberfested toms beer last night
- j*zz wiper
one whose job it is to squeegee the c*m streaks off the gl*ss at a peepshow. glenn’s job as a summer student was being a j*zz wiper for $7.50 an hour.
the act of announcing the death of someone (usually a celebrity) , and mourning that person before realizing that the person has been dead for many years! the word is a combination of “mortem” and “amnesia.” i didnt think dave suffered from mortemnesia, but when he told me yesterday how sad he was about the […]
the sweetest girl u will ever meet ,best girlfriend ever and loyal aff all tho she may seem innocent and quiet at first she’s like a f*kin jaguar and will surprise you.she’s hot af and banging body but u don’t want to f*ck with her and her friends and family.she’s chill and loves to have […]