C-Card
almost like a v-card, but with the cherry (hymen) of a woman/girl.
if you were to take someone’s c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.
joe: when i was fingering jen, i got her c-card, it was gross!
john: i’d say! who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?
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