C-Cup Catfish
a flat-chested girl who intentionally makes her b–bs look big on social media and/or dating sites. when they are finally seen naked in person, it is learned you’ve been completely duped by her lie.
person 1: “dude, how was your date with melissa and her huge t-ts?”
person 2: “bro, they aren’t huge; she wears padded bras. she’s an a-cup…she’s just another c-cup catfish.”
(noun) a girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
“so i slept with lisa on our 3rd date. unfortunately, she’s a c-cup catfish. her b–bs were even smaller than the zits on my brother’s face.”
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