C.G.M.F
an acronym for the term c-m guzzling monkey f-cker. a term used to describe one who enjoys the act of gargling s-m-n from various primate species from around the world. this may or may not include the act of indulging in s-xual intercourse with sed primates
micah: i heard hannah has been gargling something other than mouthwash lately, what a c.g.m.f!
kyle: i used to think she was really pretty, until i heard she’s been plowed by a couple different primates. typical c.g.m.f behavior
micah: amen!
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