C.H.S.


1. acronym for cheap hair spray.
2. term used to describe a sk-nk.
3. the “cheap hair spray odor” is unmistakable & used to describe sk-nky or sl-tty women w/o them knowing what you are saying . . . until now.
after “catching a whiff” of the c.h.s., tony quickly changed his mind about asking amy for a dance.
cuddle, huggle, snuggle.

an abbreviation used sometimes in roleplaying forums.
adam: -puts his arms around mary-

mary: -dreamily- this is so nice… -chs-
acronym for chelsea handler syndrome.

a condition in which you’ve watched so much ‘chelsea lately’ or ‘the chelsea handler show’ that you’ve come to talk, look, and move your body like her. you say things like ‘shadoobie’, ‘pikachu’, and ‘little nugget’, all while trashing britney spears. when you say things that you got from chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say “okay, chelsea handler” but as an addict, you find it complimenting.
girl – “h-llo. i’m kari mackenzie, watch as i go deeeeeeep inside my halloween candy.”
sister – “okay, chelsea handler”
girl – “not my fault, i have chs”
constant hunger syndrome, the reason why everyone in america is so fat.
chs is an abbreviation standing for “clapping hands slowly”

it is used in all instances where you don’t really give a d-mn about what someone has done, especially if they are boasting about something that doesn’t really matter.

it can also be used for terrible jokes, or any occasion. works very well in collaboration with “cool story bro”

this abbreviation is most commonly found on facebook and twitter, under the alias #chs

coined in raleigh, nc.
joel: omg i got a 99 on my statistics test im soooo happy!!!!

bob: chs.

…..

jim: two tickets to the superbowl everybody be jealous!

bob: cool story bro. chs.
acronym for can’t handle sh-t. identifies an individual (usually male) incapable of dealing with life’s difficulties or consciously choosing to avert adult responsibilities.
mr. chs calls his wife or mom about every little problem.
council house sc-m. term given to general layabout-lowlife living off benefits. also, see chc council house chav
“…that place has chs written all over it!…”

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