C Man


someone so cool, yet too cool to be described as plain cool; a ridiculously awesome pimp/player.
with his hair slicked back, skinny tie, and girls around him, david was a total c man.
a super hero who gets super duper powers after he swallows a giant load. super duper powers after consuming a giant load consists of invisibilty, under water breathing, telekinesis, and he can fly.
c-man must swallow a giant load to become c-man.
one whos insults are long, pointless, not very insulting, and consist of a variety of curse words. one who is very stuck up, and thinks too highly of themselves. also one who never shuts up, and craves attention. a cman may also use the word nerd and ownage alot, but is infact a nerd himself.
cman: ur funnier then a rainbow colored watermelon

cman: more like ownage that enjoys pink shirts and strawberry pie on a summer evening

cman: my ownage is legendary

cman: i could make you into a sandwich in about 5 seconds
1. the epitome of all things good.

2. your master.

3. one being, who, when combined with another similar being, becomes omniomni.

4. the coolest person ever to walk the face of the earth.
wow! i dont feel as if i am even worthy to be in the presence of cman!
see s-m-n
one who can, in fact, make perfect brownies, and you know it.
chris is just jealous because he’s not omniomni
a guy who claims to have s-x with an ugly girl, but is lying.
“dude, i f-cked ashley yesterday.” “ah, jesus man, i don’t want that image in my head. you cman!”

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  • cock boggler

    one who confuses a c-ck; a c-ck being a person, rooster, or p-n-s. eric b. is such a c-ck boggler.

  • Cockcheck

    a man(barely) who thinks he is always right, has no c-ck(except for the one in his -ss), and is usually intolerable in all aspects of his life. josh vagisil aka c-ckcheck

  • cock-coaxing

    the complete opposite to c-ck-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to. the other day my friend was c-ck-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

  • Cock Cuddler

    a girl or guy that likes to have s-x with a guy. usually a sl-t, wh-r-, hoe, tramp or sk-nk. bob:”i heard your wife was a c-ck cuddler before you guys went out” john:”what the f-ck did you say?! i swear i’ll cut you eight different ways!!!:


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