c-matty


a parasite found in a mans t-st-cl-s, found only with people that constantly m-st-rb-t-.

a disease that turns a mans p-n-s green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

a male that m-st-rb-t-s so often that -rg-sms can become painfull and occur in different colors
the doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

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