C-Towne


1) n: one with a p-n-s so small, that even one’s own mother and personal docter must refrain from laughing if they ever see.

2) v: to prematurely -j-c-l-t- at first sight of any moderately attractive woman in the area. this does not ever involve any sort of embarasment as n-body looks in one’s general direction anyway.
3) adj: to have several qualities of a tiny, funny looking p-n-s. or to be easy to laugh at due to a tiny p-n-s.
1) n: that guy is such a c-towne. i feel so bad for that c-towne.
2) v: good thing n-body is looking, because i just c-towned
3) adj: wow, stop acting so c-towne.
calgary, alberta: city of the nouveau riche.
c-towne is the smallest big city in the world. everyone who grew up there knows everyone else, and you can never really leave.

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