CA Legal
something that isn’t alcoholic, sharp, shoots, top opening, side opening, less that 2″, fully automatic (including washer/dryer combos), or capable of holding more than 5 bullets, it’s ca legal. this is because even though we like to think we’re liberal, with guns, knives, and most other things, we’re hard -sses, with the acceptation of utah beer.
most knives and guns aren’t legal in ca, but in bordering states (nevada, arizona, and mexico), so it makes it pretty useless in some cases.
‘is that knife ca legal?’
‘probably not.’
‘f-ck yeah!’
‘you sl-t..’
‘n-body said i was ca legal..’
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