ca-male toe
the male version of cameltoe. the unsightly result of “shifting” when wearing too tight pants. more popular in the 70’s this look almost vanished with the popularity of baggy jeans in later decades. fashion trends in the new millenium have unfortunately resulted in a resurgance of habitat for this condition.
c’mon buy some jeans that fit and loose the ca-male toe!
like the camel toe but reserved only for males whose t-st-cl-s (“nuts”) are separated due to tight-fitting shorts
synonyms: man toe
just yesterday in yoga cl-ss i had the unfortunate experience of seeing a couple with each the same faux pas – he had a camale toe while she had the cl-ssic camel toe!
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