Cabbage mouth


cabbage mouth:

1. cabbage mouths are usually dirty ole b-st-rds at their wits’ end with f-cked up sh-tty beards; and everything they say is just as f-cked as their beards.

2. cabbage mouths usually have filthy beards and a smoke-stained set of rotten whiskey teeth.

3. everything they say is irrelevant because of how f-cked their mouths look. their words sound just as sh-tty as their mouths look.

4. cabbage mouths can usually be found hanging around ugly b-tches, sk-nks, slackers, guys named skeeter, and also sh-tty bearded douchebag bikers.

5. it is highly likely that someone with a cabbage mouth has f-cked up teeth that are going in every direction.

6. these are poor ole b-st-rds with mouthfuls of f-cked up teeth.

7. a person with cabbage mouth tendencies usually has chaw slaw (chewing tobacco spit) all over his or her sh-tty looking beard.
“hey skeeter! did you see that “cabbage mouth motherf-cker with the sh-tty beard? “his beard is so f-cked! his teeth were f-cked too – like a f-ckin cat sh-t in his mouth and his f-cked beard.”

“hey, check out ole cabbage mouth over there, his beard is f-cked.”
a low budget raggedy mouth b-tch, who’s always talking sh-t!
a poorly dressed female with bad teeth and rude with a cabbage mouth.

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