Cabbage Patch Stalker


a hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a ‘cabbage patch kid’ from the cl-ssic 1980s collectors cards. they will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky s-x. many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

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