cable guy


someone who is extremley annoying. always bothering. a stalker if u will.
here comes mark the cable guy again, what a loser.
verb – to stalk or bother someone constantly as jim carrey did in the movie “the cable guy”
“dude, eric will not stop cableguying me. i wish he’d leave me along.
a movie starring jim carry as an annoying, lonely man.
hey, lets watch the cable guy!
a savoir from a futile past of dial up internet.
the cable guy is my hero.

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