cackalacker
a slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a p-n-s.
customer: excuse me, i’d like to buy a cheese log. how much does one cost?
clerk: hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.
customer: well, i never! (storms out of store).
clerk: (to himself). i’m not good at math.
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