Cactapuss


when a girl’s pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, co-rs- and pr-ckly, like a cactus.

during that phase, she can be said to have a “cactapuss”, also can be referred to as a ‘cactap-ssy’.
“i need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss”

“i can’t fool around with tom tonight, i gots a bad case o’ cactap-ssy”

“cletus, get your b-tch -ss over here and water my cactapuss”
1) a creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. it can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.
matt: dude, it’s a cactapuss!
mike: where?
matt: in the tree, man!
mike: where in the tree?
matt: dude….it is the tree!

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