Cactass


the name of a mans -ss when he is inbetween shaving and his -ss is pr-ckly hence cact-like.
“so how hairy is he?”

“lets just say if he stopped shaving he’d have a cact-ss”

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one or more b-ttocks and/or thighs with cactus spines in it, usually the result of an accident.
he crashed his mountain bike into a patch of cacti and came out with cact-ss. because he could not pull them all out on his own, his buddies had to help.

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