cactosexual


a craving/longing to become s-xually active with a cactus. putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.
bob “man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my -n-s”

emma “hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactos-xual and i want to experiment”

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