cactow
a legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.).
a slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.
as i was walking through the desert, i thought i saw the legendary cactow, but it was just a heap of fallen cacti.
we have a cactow for a math teacher, she’s mean and she sweats everywhere if she gets up from her desk.
a type a karate that has to do with either a really bad stench or the usage of poo and milk.
man we need to learn those awesome cactow moves, like the utter defeat of you.muhahahahahahahahahaha
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