cactus ass
a pr-ckly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were p-ssing a cactus through the colon.
remind me not to get the inferno burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus -ss.
the pr-ckly, greasy, “cactus” feeling in which booty sweat and b–boo residue remain in the -n-s for a lengthy amount of time.
sometimes when i work out, i end up getting cactus -ss if i don’t shower right after!
one who has pr-ckly hairs growing out of his -ss.
d-mn go shave that cactus -ss!
or
get the f-ck outta my bed ya cactus -ss m-th-f-cka!
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