cactus crotch


v-g-n- made pr-ckly by stubble.
warren complained to his dawgs about mary’s cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.
the feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. it usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. when the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
i am always itching my private regions whenever i get cactus crotch. i generally get funny looks in public when i do so, and i like to wear sweatpants when i have the infirmity.

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