Cactus Flower


a v-g-n- with short, pr-ckly public hair, esp. one belonging to a woman with straight hair whose recently shaved p-b-s have begun to grow back.
man, i love going down on my girl, but when her p-b-s start to grow back, that cactus flower could give you a rash on your chin.
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euphemism for c-ck drawings. used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not b-n-rs.

something like 8% of guys do it
teacher: billy, i can’t believe you are drawing b-n-rs again!

billy: they’re not b-n-rs they are cactus flowers ma’am.

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