cactus-hopping


the answer that an irritated arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, “what do people do in arizona? (or something along those lines)”, a question that is generally asked by a naive non-arizona resident. whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than arizona.
“what will i do when i go back to arizona for the summer? why, go cactus-hopping of course!”
“ow, my foot hurts. i must’ve done too much cactus-hopping in arizona.”
the answer that an irritated arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, “what do people do in arizona? (or something along those lines)”, a question that is generally asked by a naive non-arizona resident. whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than arizona.
“what will i do when i go back to arizona for the summer? why, go cactus-hopping of course!”

“ow, my foot hurts. i must’ve done too much cactus-hopping in arizona.”

“the only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!”

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