cactus juice


mountain dew.

so named by perennial dallas city council candidate and activist sandra crenshaw, following the 2008 texas democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

in a comment posted by crenshaw on the d magazine “frontburner” blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve “popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (mountain dew) and texas earl campbell links.”
amos: “i hear there is a rally for dallas city council members’ legal defense funds.”
andy: “really? will there be cactus juice and sausage?”

kingfish: “i need to get back to my southern roots. i was thinking about getting a moon pie and an rc cola.”
lightning: “you mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?”
1) the juice of a cactus that is quenching.

2) it will cause hallucinations.
1) try cactus juice, it’ll quench ya.

nothings quenchier.

it’s the quenchiest.

2) giant mushroom…. i wonder if it’s friendly?
most awesome juice ever. drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. it might be green, but it tastes magestic.
random person: “omg have you tasted cactus juice yet?!”
other random person: “o_o umm… no. it sounds aweful.”
rp: “you go to taste it. it’s magical!”

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