cactus static
distraction caused by c-ck
jem: “mon, i can’t f-cking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from mon’s c-ck!”
mon: “ugh, i was like totally trying to study last night, but tam kept calling me and i couldn’t get out of his cactus static!”
tam: “i kept checking my phone, like sending jem all the cactus static she could take!”
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