Cactus Surprise


when you’re banging your b-tch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell “i’m going to put a cactus in your v-g-n-” and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. the surprise is that there’s no cactus, there’s banana.
guy: -pulls out, prepares for a cactus surprise- “i’m going to put a cactus in your v-g-n-”
girl: -screams-
guy: -puts banana in her instead-
girl: -screams, but not from pain-

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