cadbury egg

the visual result after you -j-c-l-t- into a women’s -ss in wich the s-m-n drips from her brown -n-s looking like a cracked open cadbury egg.
“hey man, did suzy finally let you nut in her -ss?”

“ya, that cadbury egg was extra creamy”
someone who looks nice and sweet on the outside, but is a disgusting mess on the inside.
why did you break up with macy, she was pretty and nice.

i realized that she is a cadbury egg. she seemed like a nice person, but has so many issues that she keeps hidden that i knew that she’d eventually just bring me down.
pretty nasty s-xual act starting has a 69. but then when the guy is about to c-m he pulls out, c-ms on one side of the partner’s mouth while taking a dump on the head, hence creating what looks like half a cadbury egg. do at your own risks and obviously with both parties consensual.
“that girl was a serious freak, she wanted me to pop a cadbury egg on her face.”

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a gay man’s feces. called such for the s-m-n in it.
gary: franz filled his porcelain nest full of cadbury eggs. i did the filling mythelf.
jacking off into a t-rd and filling it up with sperm then biting in to it resulting what appears to be a cadbury egg.
john: ” i gave drew my special cadbury egg and he enjoyed the cream filling.”
negro t-st-cl-s.
he took one square in the cadbury eggs.
to have s-x with an african american individual and to -rg-sm inside of them. thus filling a chocolate sh-ll with cream.
bill: “hey man, did you have s-x with shaquanda last night?”
dana: “yeah man, gave her the cadbury egg.”