Cadillac Deuce


everybody knows that dropping a “deuce” means taking a dump … but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the “cadillac” deuce. a regular “deuce” consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to “rancid -ss” … not good. for $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own “cadillac deuce” experience.
“got d-mn … i gots to sh-t like a motha f-cka ! but i ain’t goin’ back in there with those nasty -ss heathens. i’m gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a cadillac deuce !”

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