caerau


sub-district of cardiff (chavdiff), south wales.
famed for it’s drug dealing, joy riding, thuggery and tracksuit wearing white teenagers trying to talk “all jamaican an’ that ini?”
neighboured with ely, caerau is one giant rough-hole council estate to the west of cardiff, inhabited on the whole by dole scrounging part time thieves and gangsta wannabes.
hotspots include caerau lane, bromley drive and bishopston road. respect and tings, safe!
rude-boi-1: yess yess bra, caerau kru 4eva yoo knos it, wa you doin? is you down brom 2nite lyk? – braaaaaaaaap

rude-boi-2: safe bro, jus gots me snif on, i’s chillin on tha lane 2nite ini, gon bang up sum moshas ini bra
sub-district of cardiff (chavdiff), south wales.
famed for it’s drug dealing, joy riding, thuggery and tracksuit wearing white teenagers trying to talk “all jamaican an’ that ini?”
neighboured with ely, caerau is one giant rough-hole council estate to the west of cardiff, inhabited on the whole by dole scrounging part time thieves and gangsta wannabes.
hotspots include caerau lane, bromley drive and bishopston road. respect and tings, safe!

rude-boi-1: yess yess bra, caerau kru 4eva yoo knos it, wa you doin? is you down brom 2nite lyk? – braaaaaaaaap

rude-boi-2: safe bro, jus gots me snif on, i’s chillin on tha lane 2nite ini, gon bang up sum moshas ini bra
the dead-end at the top of the llynfi valley in the town of maesteg.

other parts of caerau include ‘the blan’ and ‘caerau park.’ caerau is infamous for alcoholics, violent outbursts and constant street fights, underage pregnancies, unemployment, extreme drug abuse and knife crime.

caerau is portrayed perfectly by sc-mbox music video “straight outta caerau.”
“caerau; more slags than ess-x more wars than iraq.”

blower “fancy going for a stroll around caerau tonight?”
pricey “no thanks i get my dole tomorrow so i want to be alive to spend it”

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