Caesarean section
a ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of europe. also known as a “c-section”.
in a caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. this method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the v-g-n-, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
dave’s dating this cougar. he said she’s had five kids, all without a caesarean section. he swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
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