cafake
an establishment which poses as a typical ‘neighborhood’ cafe/bistro but is actually the impliment and extention of a vast corporate ent-ty, the creation of which paradoxically threatens the actual independant cafes they were modeled on.
usually found in bookstores, malls, and natual supermarkets.
see also: starbucks, au bon pain, panera bread, seattle’s best
a) when she walked in, sarah could tell by the rows and rows of vaccuum-sealed sandwiches that she had entered a cafake.
b) i always thought the starbucks down the street was pretty legit, but then i went to europe.
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