Cage Rage Theorem
the emotional pattern that nicolas cage goes through in every movie he’s in.
firstly, nicolas cage is in a happy/placid state.
then, something happens to nicolas cage that causes a short stage of confusion. this is key to the next stage.
finally, nicolas cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.
rinse and repeat. in every movie.
knowing (2009) a prime example of the ‘cage rage theorem’
nicolas cage is happy. (stage one)
nicolas cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (stage two)
nicolas cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (stage 3)
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